Please note that the newest model of the High Roller Alarm Clock™ (patents pending) now offers a two-stage alarm:

Stage 1: a gentle coaxing from your drunken stupor (Spider's technique).

Stage 2: jerk your dead ass out'ta bed by the foot (Troll's preferred setting).

Guaranteed to get you moving in the morning.

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Last modified: December 3, 2006